Why are older people the best dressed people on the U.E.S?

I saw this woman on Madison Avenue while walking with my friend Salty, who, as we were walking away after I took this photo, said she thought the woman was an actress. This stylin’ senior had a deep smoker’s voice and in my head I can hear her snapping a dry funny insult to a younger relative on a sitcom. ¬†Does anyone know who she is or recognize her?

For more stylish seniors check out the great blog, Advanced Style.

And the UES post on Ann Slater.

I CANT SLEEP: Omer Bhatti is Not Michael Jackson’s Son

Why would Omer Bhatti resemble Michael Jackson the way Jackson looked AFTER plastic surgery?

Omer Bhatti

Note: high cheekbones, chin dimple, and slim nose.

Omer Bhatti and Michael Jackson

Image via www.postchronicle.com

Omer Bhatti and Michael Jackson

Photo via www.nettavisen.no

Young Michael Jackson:

Young Michael Jackson

Image via www.psychologytoday.com

Whatever, it’s all O.K.

LINKS:

Was Omer Bhatti Michael Jackson’s Secret Love Child? [Vancouver Sun]
Jackson’s Secret Son No Secret to Family [MSNBC]
Does Jacko Have a Secret Child? [Fox News 2004]

A new poem by Stephanie Stratigos

Nervous GI from the UES to LES

The wave begins below the UES
The UES has returned to resting pressure, only now can it relax
Vagus relaxes the LES,
Intrinsic properties of smooth muscle and the influence of VIP
Nitrous oxide’s calming effects
Selective VIP loss of the LES
Treatment is LES targeted
Exit the LES

that is it: GI = Gastrointestinal, UES = Upper esophageal sphincter; LES = Lower esophageal sphincter; VIP = Vasoactive intestinal polypeptide;

Click here to read Stephanie Stratigos’s other poem on this website.
Her website: The Loud Crowd