April 12:
I see Asian guy with English tattoo at Williamsburg Music Hall, think it’s funny, take photo.

April 13:
I post photo on The UES Journal.

April 18:
someone searches on the internet for “chinese guy with english tattoo”
search engine returns my post
person clicks and comes to this website.

By the way, the most common reason for people to come to this site is wanting to confirm that Chevy Chase is a jerk.
ALMOST EVERY DAY!   (click here to read my post about the Chevy Chase cow incident.)

Actual Chevy Chase-related search phrases in my web stats from late March.
(search terms are followed by number of times the results were clicked to get to this site)
March 21
chevy chase is a dick  1

March 22:
chevy chase is a jerk  2

March 23:
chevy chase a jerk  1
chevy chase stories  1

March 24:
chevy chase jerk  3
chevy chase fan jerk  1
chevy chase is a jerk  1

March 25: none!

March 26
chevy chase jerk  2

March 27
chevy chase jerk  1
chevy chase is a jerk  1
chevy chase a jerk  1

March 28
chevy chase jerk  3
chevy chase asshole  1

March 29: none!

March 31
chevy chase jerk  1

March 30
chevy chase ps 6 dalton  2
chevy chase upper east side  1
chevy chase jerk  1

I like to think that he is the one searching.

I would like to meet the owner of this car.  It was parked on North 6th St in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

Carl Shurz Park Dog Runs 4/11/11

Jules treated me to a very U.E.S. and very special birthday brunch at Sarabeth’s today:

This kid came up to our table and asked if we wanted to see a magic trick.  He was good.  His name is Cooper, he’s in 4th grade somewhere in Connecticut, and I will be surprised if he does not headline a show in Las Vegas within 30 years.

Bird’s-eye view:

On the toilet in the big bathroom:

Taken on the UWS by Julia Nasser:

Both on the U.E.S.

This time I knew exactly who she was.

Here is my previous siting.

Photo by Teddy Blanks, Brooklyn, NY