THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN A WHILE!
DJ Steve Porter featuring Vince Offer “Slap Chop Rap Remix”

I watch a lot of TV.  A lot of NY1 and other news.  The news in real life can be just as entertaining as it is with Kent Brochman on The Simpsons, or Tom Tucker on Family Guy or Morbo on Futurama if you just pretend that you are watching a parody.

I also watch a lot of channels that have commercials where pitchmen pitch products for you to call in and order and usually they come with something extra for free except for separate shipping and handling.  So, I was very familiar with Billy Mays before he died, and the British guy, Anthony Sullivan, (can’t you hear him saying “Anthony Sulliva here”?) and noted when Vince Offer arrived on the scene.

I always remembered the Chop Slap commercial line “you’re gonna love my nuts” because Vince delivers the line totally deadpan although it’s obviously funny and provocative.  In fact, I think that is a large part of Vince Offer’s charm.

There are so many remixes and mash-ups on YouTube that are a good idea, potentially hilarious, but are executed half-assedly or low-browly.  So I was THRILLED the other day when a friend showed me DJ Steve Porter‘s Chop Slap Rap Remix. And here’s another one…